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Funny About Tobacco

Submitted by Oliver on August 2, 2011 – 6:58 amNo Comment

Here’s a list of smoking sayings. Some of them made me laugh and the others even shed a tear :) And though they didn’t make me quit smoking, I think they’re worth it:
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend.
Sooner or later, everyone stops smoking.
The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco.
Cigarette: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.
The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.
To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I’ve done it a thousand times.
If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go.
I told myself i would quit, then i remembered what my grandmother told me I am NO QUITTER!!!
I only smoke after meals, I’m done to 20 meals a day.
If you want to die from’s quicker and easier just to get a gun.
Read an article now the other day that said smoking is bad for you …This upset me so much that i decided never to read again.
Whenever I think to quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.
I knew a man who quit smoking, drinking and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself!
Smoking kills, so does life, so whats a smoke a day gonna hurt.
I really hate cigarettes. Whenever I see one, I lit it up.
It’s been proven that 100% of people that smoke die…it’s also been proven that 100% of people that don’t smoke die too.
Smoking and getting caught by your father is injurious to health…!!

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